The Brutal Truth
Interesting Web Forum You Last Logged Into 2 Months Ago:
“Saved login? No, sorry, NO idea. You’ll just have to register ALL. OVER. AGAIN. Yeah, I don’t really care if you remember which email address you’d used to register. Unless you remember your ‘memorable word’, I don’t care. BYE!”
Gambling website you’d last logged into four years ago,but had crucially entered your bank login details into: “Yaaay! Come in! Gosh, have you lost weight? You look grrrreeeat! Say, how about shoving twenty dollars into a heads-up poker match against someone wh might well bea computer? Yes? Really? Aces!”
